Tuesday, 19 November 2013

Cycling past the buffet



Kiru Naidoo


The pilates instructor has some meat on the bone.  I am not in the class but I appreciate that the gym hires beyond the size 28 dress size.

On increasingly frequent mornings I take up my position outside the glass doors.   The cycle arena is packed like schoolgirls at the YDE sale but it has the vantage point of neighbouring the pilates class.

Lest I be construed a voyeur let me confess that may not be strictly correct.  I draw inspiration from the core exercises. I can only take it in twenty minute bites though.  Well that's when the cycling machine chucks me out and summons the next punter.

In gym-speak I migrate from cardiovascular to the weight training upstairs.   Even though I am a master of the overstatement that is rather rich.   Being of fairly portly disposition and reluctantly trudging uphill to middle age, I am more rumour than danger.   Let's just say I potter around mental knife in hand.

The guy doing forearm curls next to me had a transplant.   Tree trunk for thigh.   I stab him bloodlessly.   The strength in my arms coming from years of lifting Homer, Austen, Dickens, Achebe and Naipaul.

I was a legend in my own mind in my native Chatsworth.  No one worked the aisles and shelves of the Unit 10 municipal library like I did.  It got to the obsessive point where I even knew when an obscure book had been checked out. I would harass the librarians to know when it would be back. I would even know how overdue fines on the said item would tally up.

I spent a lot of my life in that library.   In between reading I would chat up girls. Let's just leave it at the fact that I had enormous success with the reading.

This was the earlyish eighties - a time of raging teenage hormones and of intense anti-apartheid political activity. The Unit 10 library was one of the sites of mobilisation.   Des of the green eyes rarity was one of the librarians.   He would organise a bus to take 50 or 60 of us to the gumba. This was usually at the Rick Turner Student Union on the Howard College campus of the then University of Natal.

My mates among whom were Daniel, Seelan, Neville and Clive, especially Clive were all eager for the ride.  After rousing speeches by the likes of Desmond Tutu, Bheki Cele and a host of other political firebrands we were treated to a sweaty disco in the hall named after the assassinated anti-apartheid hero.  

And there-in lay the greatest attraction. We could gyrate with girls of all hues, tongues and physical locations.   In a rigidly racially segregated society you have no idea of the thrill of that.   Hormonal relief aside, those gumbas were remarkable baby steps in building a non-racial society, of a nation turning to each other rather than on each other.

The dance parties usually lasted until the security police viciously broke it up.   We would scatter in panic in every direction with the leadership all the while appealing for us to be calm and directing us to our buses home.  

Hats off to the theorists of the South African revolution who conjured those ideas of organisation and conscientisation with a mix of dancing.   Regrettably in the twenty years since freedom was won we have not come full circle in building a truly non-racial society. We must each shoulder a morsel of blame for that.


Some of us have spent too much time getting fat at the buffet and I am not talking about the pilates instructor.


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